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What Happens in Empire

...Stays in Empire.

335

New Yorker #335

jwboothTiny

The Reincarnation of John Wilkes Booth

Accompanied by a documentary crew, a group of rock climbers attempt the hardest route in the world... known to many as The Reincarnation of John Wilkes Booth.

moviePitchesTiny

Movie Pitches

SCHINDLER’S FIST Oskar Schindler’s grows tired of the Nazi threat and decides to take matters into his own fist.

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New Yorker #334

wassupTiny

An Open Letter To All Those Involved In The 1999 “Wassup?” Commercial

Let me start by saying what a huge fan I am. For months it was as if everyone around me could only speak one glorious word. Even now, thirteen years later, your wonderful commercial comes to mind ...

makingKidsTiny

Making Kids Uncomfortable with Jake Kimmich

Q: How exactly do you make kids uncomfortable? A: I am an outdoor educator who takes school groups into the back-country for a few days. They learn the best practices for non-impact camping ...

333

New Yorker #333

mayanTiny

The Mayan Ace (Or How To Fix The Economy By Telling Everyone The World Is Ending)

The economy is in the toilet and no amount of flushing or handle jiggling is going to pull it out. But, don’t worry, we have the Mayan Ace.

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